I Found the Secret of Household Messes
9:30 PM
Moms, have you ever wondered where all the messes in your house come from? We clean the same things over and over and over again and it seems that they just keep reappearing out of place. Those dirty socks? Guess what, they don't come from the kids. Nope, ask your little ones and you will probably get the same answer "I didn't do it." No one makes the messes they just magically appear right? Well, I have found the secret.
The secret is, there is a magic mess monster that comes out at night and completely undoes everything you do during the day. The multiple kids in your home? Nope, they are innocent, they never make a mess. It is the magic mess monster. He is an evil little guy, so just know that the next time your kids say they didn't do it, they are totally telling the truth. Well, actually they aren't, but I tried to make you feel better.
*This post was written as a rant by a frustrated mom who is tired of looking at the same messes that no one does every day. :)
The secret is, there is a magic mess monster that comes out at night and completely undoes everything you do during the day. The multiple kids in your home? Nope, they are innocent, they never make a mess. It is the magic mess monster. He is an evil little guy, so just know that the next time your kids say they didn't do it, they are totally telling the truth. Well, actually they aren't, but I tried to make you feel better.
*This post was written as a rant by a frustrated mom who is tired of looking at the same messes that no one does every day. :)
22 comments
AMEN!
ReplyDeleteI guess the magic monster visits my house too, as my kids never do anything, according to them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about a magic monster but I hear the toys come to life and jump out of the toy box while the kids are sleeping you know like in toy story. My kids swear by it
ReplyDeleteOh do I deal with the messes!
ReplyDeleteThis is so true! The dishes never end, the flooors never seem clean. Even after you have just cleaned, someone comes through and it's all over.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think we have the same "mess monster" at our house. It never ends!
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh, well this explains so much!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna set a trap and catch that dang mess monster! :)
ReplyDeleteI always wondered...
ReplyDeletesuper cute....but I think it's the kids...
ReplyDeleteJudy S
pookiecat123 at yahoo dot com
I have one of those monsters here!
ReplyDeleteI have five magic monsters in the house including kids, dog and cats :0
ReplyDeleteLove your disclaimer LOL! I think we must have a couple of those in our house.
ReplyDeleteROFL I wish it was that complicated at my house...I can physically SEE my dogs and cats trashing the house right in front of me! LOL
ReplyDeleteTrue this! Only my son is a teenager....so I think he just thinks it'll magically clean itself up!
ReplyDeleteso funny love this post!
ReplyDeletejennifer marie
lilnursejen at yahoo dot com
Hahaha. I haven't seen the monster making the mess, but when I wake up, it's messy already.
ReplyDeleteMy kids believe we have a pig that comes out at night and steals their toys. I have no idea why.
ReplyDeleteI think the mess monster must visit my house multiple times a day LOL
ReplyDeleteOh yes. The magic mess monster visits my house daily.
ReplyDeleteI hear you!! lol
ReplyDeleteIf only there was dome sort of trap or bug bomb to set off to get rid of these apparently invisible beings. I dont care how much it costs. Love this post.
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