Funny Pregnancy Quotes

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Pregnancy isn't always beautiful and sometimes it can be downright funny. I wanted to share some quotes about pregnancy I ran across so that you could all share in a laugh with me. Don't get me wrong, being pregnant is a magical thing, but these are still funny!

"If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters." - Nora Ephron

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment." - Dave Barry

"If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family." - Lawrence Housman

"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." - Joyce Armor

"I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct." - author Unknown

"Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!" - Author Unknown

"They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool." - Elayne Boosler

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  1. HA, hilarious! Sharing this with my newly pregnant sister now

  2. I've never heard these either...Super funny!

  3. Good stuff! Especially the one about touching the belly!

  4. LOL, you're always cracking me up with the stuff you find

  5. I never heard any of them either but I like the first quote.. Pretty cute, those days your all over the board with your emotions!!

  6. The touching the belly was annoying.

  7. I agree with the one by Dave Barry. It is so awkward if you ask someone about their pregnancy and they are not pregnant!



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