Pregnancy isn't always beautiful and sometimes it can be downright funny. I wanted to share some quotes about pregnancy I ran across so that you could all share in a laugh with me. Don't get me wrong, being pregnant is a magical thing, but these are still funny!


"If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters." - Nora Ephron

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment." - Dave Barry

"If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family." - Lawrence Housman

"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." - Joyce Armor

"I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct." - author Unknown

"Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!" - Author Unknown

"They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool." - Elayne Boosler