Dumb Celebrity Quotes

6:41 AM

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."- The ever winning Charlie Sheen

 We all know that celebrities have their moments of brilliance, but that doesn't always include the words that come out of their mouths. In some cases, it would be best if the celebrities were to just remain silent while standing there and looking pretty. I guess we are all capable of saying some truly dumb things from time to time though. Check out these hilarious yet dumb celebrity quotes for a laugh this hump day.

"Smoking Kills. If You're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

"I feel my best when I'm happy." - Winona Ryder

"It isn't air pollution that's harming then environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Former Vice President Dan Quayle

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." - Paris Hilton

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." - Jessica Simpson

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  1. I'm sure in my sleep deprived state of being a mom I've said some things that don't make sense, but at least my words aren't put out there for the whole world to see like celebs.

  2. Oh these are hilarious...I especially love the one by Dan Quayle! Thanks for sharing!

  3. Thanks... You made my night! =)


  4. Those are crazy stupid! Why do they make more money than we do? It's not fair when they're such dolts?



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